Dad jokes may not get much appreciation from the audience, but few things give dads more fun than popping a cleverly awful pun or one-liner. The only thing they enjoy more is when someone can take back a bad joke!
Clever and unpredictable, cats are perfect fodder to make a solid dad joke for pet parents. If the dad in your life loves his kitties as much as he loves making the family purr, sigh, and roll their eyes at a corny quip, we’ve got a purr-fect list of cat dad jokes to make him proud!
The 32 Funny Cat Dad Jokes
1. Gamer Cat
Why do cats beat video games so easily?
Because they have nine lives!
2. In the Band
What is a cat’s favorite type of musical instrument?
Purr-cussion!
3. Joking
What did the cat say when they made an off-color joke?
“I’m just a kitten!”
4. Cat Rap
What’s a cat dad’s favorite Black-Eyed Peas song?
“I need a cat”
5. Pucker Up!
What do you call the cat in a bowl of lemons?
A sourpuss!
6. Fast Cat
What is the cat’s favorite sports car?
A Fur-rari
7. A Whisker Shot
A cat walks into a bar and orders whiskey. The bartender poured his drink and sipped it. The cat gently pushed the glass against the bar and shouted, “Give me another!”
8. Game Night
What games should you bring for game night with a cat?
Cat-an, Mono-paw-ly, and O-purr-ation
9. Cat Habits Explained
Why do cats lie on computer keyboards?
To observe the mouse
10. Cats Playing Poker
Why does the jungle cat refuse to play with other jungle cats?
Because he is a cheetah!
11. Cats Playing Poker Part 2
What did the jungle cat say when someone called him a cheetah?
“You are a lion!”
12. Scary Cat
Why did the cat stay away from the tree?
He was afraid of his skin
13. Top Pun
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Cruise movie?
Mission Im-paws-ible
14. Crime and Punishment
What is a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order
15. Quiet as a Cat
How do cats talk silently?
They were whispering
16. Pretty Kitty
Why do cat daddies love cats as pets?
They thought they were purr-dy!
17. Cat Power
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run?
Their feet!
18. Cat-titude
What do cats do when they are angry?
They throw a hissy fit
19. Speech Im-pet-iment
A cat walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer and a…shot of whiskey.” The bartender replied, “Why the little pause?”
20. The Missing Tail
Where do cats go when they lose their tails?
A re-tail store!
21. House of Cat
What was the first thing the cat moved into his house?
His furniture!
22. Schrödinger’s Cat
Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And no.
23. The Talking Dog
A man brings his dog and cat to a bar. The bartender said, “What can I get you?” and the dog immediately responded, “Get me a beer.” Intrigued, the bartender said, “A talking dog! I’m amazed!” With that, the man quickly replied, “Don’t. The cat is a ventriloquist.”
24. The Cat Owner
A Brit walks into a bar with a tiny cat wearing a tiny three-piece suit. The bartender said, “It’s cute. Where did you get that?” The cat replied, “England. They have a whole bunch over there.”
25. Fashion Faux Paws
Why didn’t the cat like wearing his coat?
It’s a fleece lined jacket
26. A Good Edu-cat-ion
What is the cat’s favorite subject at school?
His story
27. Lessons in Grammar
What is the difference between cat and comma?
One has claws on the end of their feet, while the other indicates a pause at the end of a clause.
28. It is evening
What is a cat’s favorite comedy sketch show?
Saturday Night Live
29. Date Night
Why do cats dress up?
They are going to the fur ball!
30. Clever Cat
A woman plays chess with a cat in the park. A passer-by saw it and came over to investigate. After watching for a few seconds, he said, “Wow! That’s the smartest cat I’ve ever seen!” The woman turned to the man and replied, “He’s not that smart. I’ve beaten him two games out of three so far!”
31. Artistic Kitties
What do cat artists like to paint?
Self-attitudes!
32. White Fishermen
Have you ever seen a catfish?
Nope. How will it handle the pole?
Conclusion
There is no doubt that cats bring a lot of humor to our lives, and these quips and riddles are undeniable proof of that! Funny cat dad jokes (or even bad ones) are sure to bring a smile to the face of any hiss-terical cat dad. Take inspiration from these funny and funny cat jokes to deliver the laughs perfectly for the pet parents in your life!
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