Pets: They’re just like us. And thanks to the rise of cocktail parody cat and dog toys, it’s easier for your animal sidekicks to express themselves, have fun and let loose — and they’ll fit right in at those summer BBQs. These toys are bougie, they are soft and, in some cases, vibrate; some of them are even infused with catnip for a little extra buzz.
From “Hound Noons” to “Apawrol Spritzes” (and plenty of “KittiKocktails” in between), read on for an adorable, fun curation of booze-themed pet plushies that will keep your little ones busy and happy pet. They make great gifts — for your furry friends and fellow pet owners — and are sure to be the talk of outdoor brunches, pool parties and liquid lunches.
The best booze-themed pet toys for maximizing and relaxing:
Haute Diggity Dog
First up is this playful trio of soft squeak cans from Haute Diggity Dog, complete with three “flavors” — Bark Cherry, Lickety Lime and Muttlennial Mango — for performing all their favorite party tricks. (I got a set for my family dog and, as you can tell from the picture above, he loves it.)
$36 at Nordstrom
Nestpark
For a more budget- (and vacay-) “Claw” option, consider this dynamic duo of soft squeak toys from Nestpark. It boasts two tropical libations – Mutt Mango and Waggermelon – at just $7 a pop, allowing your dog to escape (at least mentally) whenever they want.
$14 on Amazon
Chewy
Get your cat on the boozy pet toy craze with this “Whisker Claw” from Quirky Kitty. For less than $5, the mini plush is pre-filled with catnip and topped with a feather. It even comes with a matching lime!
$7 at Chewy
Bark Bros
You’ve heard of High Noon … but what about “Hound Noon,” one of the coolest “pawdka and soda” soft toys to grace the playground? This set from Bark Bros includes two different designs (ahem, flavor profiles) for twice the fun.
$23 on Amazon
Haute Diggity Dog
There’s nothing like a cold beer on a hot day. And this “Grrrona” — an “impawted Mexican beer” plush dog toy — is almost guaranteed to be a good time.
$14 at Walmart
Twincritters
Keep the party going with a smooth set of Twincritter’s “KittiKocktails.” Each plush bottle comes filled with natural, wild-harvested silvervine for a little extra nip (There’s also a zipper on the side so you can refill them as needed).
$18 on Amazon
Haute Diggity Dog
Of course, nothing says happy hour like a Cosmopolitan, and this plush dog toy version comes with a squeaker and garnish for added panache. Scoop it up for the busy dog who could use a little breather (we also love it for the metropolitan pup in your life).
$17 at Walmart
Haute Diggity Dog
Aperol Spritz started taking over boozy brunches a few years ago — and it’s still going strong. Consider this dog-friendly plush toy adaptation (aptly called the “Apawrol Spritz”) for occupying any animal friends who happen to come along.
$17 at Walmart
Haute Diggity Dog
While on the subject of brunch, it doesn’t get bougier than this rosé-themed squeaker from Haute Diggity Dog. Inscribed with the “rosé all day” mantra on one side, it makes a prime gift for the pet owner or canine who appreciates the finest things in life.
$14 on Amazon
Haute Diggity Dog
Last but not least is this highfalutin “Woof Clicquot,” another popular choice from Haute Diggity Dog’s “Champup” collection. It’s a shoo-in for the top-shelf pooch who happens to attend a derby (viewing parties count) or tends to socialize with a fancier (living room) set.
$17 at Walmart
